32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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