Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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