You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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