hell yes lets make some ravioli
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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