Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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