i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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