You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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