I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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