You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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