Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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