So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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