just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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