At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we're making bets on your personal life
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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