how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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