Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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