You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I hope mine doesn't look like that
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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