I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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