haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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