I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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