I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm at about main and main street
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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