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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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