I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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