it wasn't lemon gatorade
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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