Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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