Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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