Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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