smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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