just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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