At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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