i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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