Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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