Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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