i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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