so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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