i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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