kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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