I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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