Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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