White coat. Heels.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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