i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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