Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish you could order shots online.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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