Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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