we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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