i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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