Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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