ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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