That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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