During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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