Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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