she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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