I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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